December 2011
34 posts
4 tags
Excuse me while
ingalacornicum:
and now I can finally listen to something else
and literal lyrics should be a thing except i don’t want to so someone else please
Customer: Do you work here?
You: No, I just have a nametag because I forget my name while I'm standing behind this cash register.
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
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Me: Pick up that pile of Pepsi bottles...
Mikeyy: I can't.
Me: Why?
Mikeyy: I broke my hands.